life hack: can’t do homework if you don’t have a home. burn it down you piece of shit
"How was I supposed to know what you meant?!"
"You’ve basically read books since you were a fetus so I’m quite sure you came across that particular topic! And you were holding a damn Ancient Greece book, for god’s sake!"
"Percy, you know throwing an apple to the woman’s face isn’t helping. And I’m a brain chil-“
"I know, I know…"
"…But I’ll say yes, though…"
headcanon: Percy came across that cap and gained an idea on how to propose to Annabeth in a unique way, although the special moment didn’t turn out the way he wanted it to be. And they spent the next few minutes drinking nectar.
Because it’s Percabeth shipweek (woot!), I think it’s hilarious tho XD. [song for it]
(Owner of the cap thingie picture)
If your boyfriend tells you to lose weight, you should absolutely do as he says. Drop 150 pounds instantly by dumping his stupid ass and then go eat a pizza like the beautiful bitch you are
i’m only a morning person on december 25th
i love urban dictionary because where the hell else are you going to find an encyclopedia of the slang terms used by like five skater kids in some american suburb in 2008
Fondue is just cheese and bread, my friend.
"One day I’ll have to explain about my nightmares. Why they came. Why they won’t ever really go away."
Let’s do a head count here
-I’m getting sick
-I have four more hours of work
-I have 2 assignments I need to do
-I need to watch the new dw
-and I need to rewrite my art assignment
All by tomorrow morning
can the domain for communist websites be .comrade